Want me to paint for you?
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Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...