Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...