10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...