Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...