The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.