Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75