Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...