A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...