A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...