An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...