Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...