Please describe him
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Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Military work rules
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Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Preparing for a Mammogram
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Diary of a computer lamer
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Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...