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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
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Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...