The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...