Empire State Building
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All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
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Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
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Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...