Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....