Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...