Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...