Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...