Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Not On Your Anniversary!
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Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
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The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Definitions of Children
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After a Tonsilectomy?
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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...