Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...