Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...