The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...