High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...