lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...