A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...