Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...