GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...