Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.