Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...