Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...