A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...