Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...