Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!