New scientific theories II
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The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Boyfriends
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OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
CIA Agents and Bathroom
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How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
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Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!