20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...