Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...