A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...