A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!