Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...