Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...