Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!