Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...