Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...