Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...