Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...