Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...