The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...