Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....