Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...