Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...