When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Never say it at work
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Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...