New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...