Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam