Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!