Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...