Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...