A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Some last minute requests
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A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
New scientific element: WOMAN
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.