How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...