Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...